You were born from a porn
staring your mother and father.
God was the cameraman
and the angels watched.
Graphic sex does not take place in an alternate universe.
The spirits of smut do not cross over
on All Hallows Eve.
They are in the next room
behind the closed door.
But what about the children?
The poor little children.
Cover their eyes.


Brilliant. I love the title. Is the second line supposed to say “starring” though? Either way it’s great. LOVE the last three lines. Simple, restrained, and yet completely funny, in a really twisted sort of way.
definitely an original take on the subject…
totally took me off guard, read with delight.